Total Medals Earned: 1,257 (From 174 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,725 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Beat the game on normal mode.
Unlock 6 pastries.
Unlock all of the pastries.
Serve 283 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Beat the game on hard mode.
Serve 100 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 27/27 (135/135 points)
complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/475 points)
Secret Idea
3 Times in 1 Night
Drunken Butterfly
Abstinence
Lover Came Back
Rich Scrooge
The End of Eternity
Medals Earned: 7/12 (275/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/180 points)
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Gardens!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Dungeons!
Create a Potion
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Catacomb!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Viaduct!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ruins!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ramparts!
Allow the Heroes to breach the Sanctum! (Game Over)
Defeat every Hero and defend your home!
Cast the Shuffle Spell
Cast the Purge Spell
Cast the Meteor Spell